Think about it. Do you want us in your office, drinking your coffee and spreading cake crumbs on your keyboard? Likely not.
Snippets of client goodness:
“those girls are a godsend, I know they have my back all the way…”
“SMB make it easy…”
“Stacey keeps me sane and listens to my business rambles daily…”
“Stacey is a great bookkeeper and financial sidekick. She’s saved me many hours, mistakes, and heartaches…”
From strangers to BFF’s
You’ve got Q’s?
We’ve got A’s!
Am I locked into a contract?
Not under our watch.
Here’s our view on this matter: you should only pay for a service that provides value.
So essentially, if we woo your socks off, we’re gonna be BFF’s forever. But, if for some reason you decide to part ways, it’s cool, you can cancel anytime.
We’re not clingy like that.
I want to get help, but I need to clean it all up first.
Listen, are you the person that cleans before the cleaner comes? If you answered yes, stop that.
Take it from a gal who picked up 32 Reflex boxes of paperwork with the job of sorting it into something bookkeepable… you can’t scare us. We have kids, nothing can scare us anymore. Quite often, what looks incomprehensively messy to you, is completely normal to us.
Don’t stress, hand it over. Now.
My work is such a mess, I think the tax man is spying on me at school dropoff, waiting for his chance to ambush me
See above. We get it.
Also, we’re friends with the taxman, because we play by his rules. We can help you be pals with him as well.
We love a good mess to clean up; we’re mums, it’s our gig. A messy bookkeeping file is equivalent to a big-ass puzzle to us. We won’t stop until it’s pieced together in an orderly (correct) manner. And, we love puzzles.
Refer Exhibit A: that friend, is Dawn, our beancounter completing half of her downtime puzzle’. What’s more, she gave herself a deadline to complete it – coz she’s a nerd like that!
What do I get for my hard earned dosh?
How do I get started
Book a call with us and let’s chat. Now.
While you’re already here.
Before you get distracted by Netflix, or your brain tells you that it’s too hard.
Do you know anything about GST?
Why should I choose you guys?
How many people at SMB will I have to deal with?
Will my work be sent offshore?
How much will it cost, and where will my money go?
Our basic package starts at $97. It’s direct debited every week, so it’s cashflow friendly.
Too much? Susan around the corner is charging mates rates? Well, I know Susan. I’ve seen her lurking in the local FB groups advertising her unqualified wares and I’ve seen the end result of Susan’s work. I’ll catch you when you want Susan’s work fixed.
Where will your money go?
It’ll go towards the football registrations and food bills of (qualified) mums who’re trying to make a living whilst raising kids.
It’ll go towards continued professional development for the entire team so that your work is always completed on point.
It’ll go towards various charities that we support. Every. Single. Week. Coz that’s important to us.
What software packages do you use?
OK. We don’t play favourites. But we kinda do.
We love Xero. It’s simple and easy to use for small biz owners.
And we’re proficient at using it, see:
However, we’re also professional partners with MYOB and Reckon, and we’ve been using these guys for a long time (like 20 or so years), so we’ve got your back if this is your chosen platform.
No spreadsheets. We hate spreadsheets. If you want someone to do your spreadsheets, look Susan up.
Do you have any other services?
I thought you’d never ask.
I don’t only speak numbers. I’m also fluent in marketing, systems, automation, strategy, and most importantly business growth.
My question to you
Now that I’ve answered all those questions, it’s only fair that I ask you a question, right?
Question: After a busy day busting your business butt, do you:
E. Bike riding
Answer: If you answered A, B, C, D, you win. If you answered F, you need to rethink your lifegoals. The jury is still out of E.